Hairy Shoulders, Knees and Toes
Marouane Fellaini’s knacked his knee and looks like he will be out for three weeks. In which case we can confidently predict ‘Fellaini In Race For Derby Fitness’ headlines in […]
View ArticleBeing: Liverpool: Director’s: Cut
This Is Not Football is giddy at receiving the first ever guest piece, written by Miles Shackley. Read on and you will understand why. [The episode opens with a clip […]
View ArticleLiverpool And That
In hindsight it would have made sense to save Miles’s knockout Being: Ludicrous for today and used it as the derby preview piece, because how the Hairy Biker are you […]
View ArticleEverton 2 Liverpool 2
The immediate aftermath of a Merseyside derby officially branded ‘pulsating’ saw both sets of supporters trying to work out who was the most indignant with the final result. Liverpool saw […]
View ArticleLiverpool 0 Everton 0
Once again into the court of the crimson ming and once again no win for the Toffees. It’s hard to think of the ‘prize’ that was at stake in this […]
View ArticleBeing: Brendan
(by Miles Shackley) August 17th, 2013 The new season has begun. Liverpool Football Club are looking to build on a promising end to the previous season by coming out […]
View ArticleLiverpool Preview
Ahoy hoy! It’s been a while. International breaks are normally an absolute nuisance but it’s allowed This Is Not Football some valuable time to find a way around the stringent […]
View ArticleEverton 3 Liverpool 3
‘These are nothing special. The only thing we have to fear here is just being typical Everton’. Five minutes later Philippe Coutinho is left completely unmarked at a corner and […]
View ArticleStevenage and the Derby and That
‘Don’t look down, lad. Don’t look down. I’ve got some good news for you and some bad news. The good news is that it’s not soft tissue damage…’ The tale […]
View ArticleLiverpool 4 Everton 0
Is it safe to look yet? Have they stopped scoring? Just where do you start with a night like that? Remember against Queens Park Rangers, when we said that Antolin […]
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